in skyrim you can eat a bee
you can eat a bee irl if you are not a wiener
what is it with this website and bees
this picture isn’t loading because i’m in school and the internet is slow but i know it’s sollux
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
don’t worry, there’s an infinite number of other yous that aren’t
is this the universe where my saying that makes you feel better?